Fonquillbomfat Nibzaknull is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating gnu.

Fonquillbomfat Nibzaknull created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonquillbomfat Nibzaknull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fonquillbomfat Nibzaknull, he will turn you into a slug.

Fonquillbomfat Nibzaknull's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fonquillbomfat Nibzaknull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.