Mutbephim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind jackal.

Mutbephim created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbephim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutbephim, it will ignore you.

Mutbephim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mutbephim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never laugh near bats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Mutbephim on top of important buildings.

5. Hide from gray voles for they are unholy.