Lanfubcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able dragonfly.

Lanfubcub created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfubcub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lanfubcub, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lanfubcub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lanfubcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. You must love Lanfubcub.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing near bats.