Flig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective mouse.

Flig created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must pray to Flig eight times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.