Cebmilxem Tonmaddan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind snail.

Cebmilxem Tonmaddan created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebmilxem Tonmaddan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebmilxem Tonmaddan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cebmilxem Tonmaddan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cebmilxem Tonmaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cebmilxem Tonmaddan on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cebmilxem Tonmaddan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.