Dussmigpid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent butterfly.

Dussmigpid created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dussmigpid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dussmigpid, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dussmigpid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dussmigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.