Nurlwabdot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless crocodile.

Nurlwabdot created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlwabdot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurlwabdot, he will curse you with boils.

Nurlwabdot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nurlwabdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurlwabdot.