Fliskinlarnget is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless monkey.

Fliskinlarnget created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliskinlarnget, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fliskinlarnget, she will turn you into a goat.

Fliskinlarnget's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fliskinlarnget's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Do not take Fliskinlarnget's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Fliskinlarnget loves swans, so they must be respected.