Kadsognarl is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kadsognarl created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadsognarl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadsognarl, it will curse you with boils.

Kadsognarl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kadsognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Always help dolphins.