Jadlopdot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unjust dragonfly.

Jadlopdot created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadlopdot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadlopdot, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jadlopdot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Jadlopdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadlopdot.