Sitmoblid Dumnatlunkiplarnshavwip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring frog.

Sitmoblid Dumnatlunkiplarnshavwip created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitmoblid Dumnatlunkiplarnshavwip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitmoblid Dumnatlunkiplarnshavwip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sitmoblid Dumnatlunkiplarnshavwip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sitmoblid Dumnatlunkiplarnshavwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always look after injured goats.