Wonspagquart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane unicorn.

Wonspagquart created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonspagquart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonspagquart, he will remove you from existence.

Wonspagquart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wonspagquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not eat limes.