Catdanham is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, almighty unicorn.

Catdanham created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catdanham, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catdanham, he will manifest in front of you.

Catdanham's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Catdanham's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Catdanham loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always help dogs.