Sistonrot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful wyvern.

Sistonrot created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sistonrot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sistonrot, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sistonrot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sistonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Sistonrot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.