Librullvad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying bear.

Librullvad created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Librullvad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Librullvad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Librullvad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Librullvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Librullvad loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.