Tailrullsug is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise shark.

Tailrullsug created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailrullsug, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailrullsug, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tailrullsug's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tailrullsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Never think about spacetime near voles while wearing indigo shorts and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.

5. Do not cook food in pots.