Yimnatquim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody whale.

Yimnatquim created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimnatquim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimnatquim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yimnatquim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yimnatquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about planets.