Abweesis is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless frog.

Abweesis created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Abweesis, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Abweesis, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Abweesis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Abweesis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Put Abweesis first in all things.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help otters.