Femviggup is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful owl.

Femviggup created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Femviggup, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femviggup, she will turn you into a hamster.

Femviggup's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Femviggup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Put Femviggup first in all things.

5. Always obey Femviggup's priests.