Flisfarpit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient goat.

Flisfarpit created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfarpit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flisfarpit, it will turn you into a tree.

Flisfarpit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flisfarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing white trousers and balancing eight zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed figs to mice while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to bats while wearing blue ear rings.