Pangquaffeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying slug.

Pangquaffeb created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangquaffeb, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pangquaffeb, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pangquaffeb's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pangquaffeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Always obey Pangquaffeb's priests.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not covet oxen.