Cenzenstigtanpom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fussy goat.

Cenzenstigtanpom created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenzenstigtanpom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cenzenstigtanpom, it will think nothing of it.

Cenzenstigtanpom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cenzenstigtanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing brown rings.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry rats.