Habtailhubmab Loopcarfed is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous dryad.

Habtailhubmab Loopcarfed created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Habtailhubmab Loopcarfed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Habtailhubmab Loopcarfed, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Habtailhubmab Loopcarfed's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Habtailhubmab Loopcarfed's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Habtailhubmab Loopcarfed on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never wear turquoise stockings.