Vonmabdud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical rhinoceros.

Vonmabdud created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonmabdud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vonmabdud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vonmabdud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vonmabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide from purple goats for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.