Dibfithot Ratvabbem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate mouse.

Dibfithot Ratvabbem created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfithot Ratvabbem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dibfithot Ratvabbem, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dibfithot Ratvabbem's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dibfithot Ratvabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Dibfithot Ratvabbem loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.