Narljenbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking coyote.

Narljenbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narljenbeg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narljenbeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Narljenbeg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Narljenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near doves while wearing indigo scarves and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.