Ceppang Kopdannarhat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited aardvark.

Ceppang Kopdannarhat created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ceppang Kopdannarhat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ceppang Kopdannarhat, she will turn you into a slug.

Ceppang Kopdannarhat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ceppang Kopdannarhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Ceppang Kopdannarhat loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.