Begbimnab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful snail.

Begbimnab created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Begbimnab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Begbimnab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Begbimnab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Begbimnab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Begbimnab loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.