Ladwotjam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast narwhal.

Ladwotjam created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladwotjam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ladwotjam, she will not care at all.

Ladwotjam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ladwotjam's Holy Commandments

1. Ladwotjam loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Ladwotjam.