Yokyarbass is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable crab.

Yokyarbass created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokyarbass, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yokyarbass, she will turn you into a snail.

Yokyarbass' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yokyarbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan ear rings.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yokyarbass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.