Dudfosstan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, capable elephant.

Dudfosstan created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfosstan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dudfosstan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dudfosstan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dudfosstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.