Witarpstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless finch.

Witarpstan created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witarpstan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Witarpstan, she will make you grow a tail.

Witarpstan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Witarpstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not take Witarpstan's name in vain.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Never look at black holes.