Sidjipcub is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented lizard.

Sidjipcub created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidjipcub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sidjipcub, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sidjipcub's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sidjipcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Sidjipcub.