Ligflamflow is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, competent giraffe.

Ligflamflow created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligflamflow, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligflamflow, she will turn you into a rock.

Ligflamflow's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ligflamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Ligflamflow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Retreat if four sheep approach from the south.