Cibhimcip is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome tapir.

Cibhimcip created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Cibhimcip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibhimcip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cibhimcip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cibhimcip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. You must love Cibhimcip.