Tabrilbid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate sheep.

Tabrilbid created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabrilbid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tabrilbid, he will laugh at you.

Tabrilbid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tabrilbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Tabrilbid seven times a day.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tabrilbid on top of all buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.