Catnartyatbess is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring hedgehog.

Catnartyatbess created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catnartyatbess, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Catnartyatbess, she will jump up and down on your head.

Catnartyatbess' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Catnartyatbess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six shrews approach from the west.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Catnartyatbess on top of all buildings.