Capbotmon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic ferret.

Capbotmon created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbotmon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capbotmon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Capbotmon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Capbotmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Capbotmon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing magenta boots and balancing seven carbon spheres on your chest.