Cetjarngun Femrotdud is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, amazing elephant.

Cetjarngun Femrotdud created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetjarngun Femrotdud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cetjarngun Femrotdud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cetjarngun Femrotdud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cetjarngun Femrotdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about fire.