Arn is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, wise crocodile.

Arn created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arn, it will curse you with boils.

Arn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Arn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Arn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from yellow horses for they are unholy.

5. Run away if nine sheep approach from the west.