Xinmistit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional hedgehog.

Xinmistit created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinmistit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xinmistit, it will remove you from existence.

Xinmistit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Xinmistit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Xinmistit nine times a day.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.