Gepjamgof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying spider.

Gepjamgof created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepjamgof, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepjamgof, it will turn you into a mole.

Gepjamgof's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gepjamgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Never skip near sharks.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.