Sugdamgam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable elephant.

Sugdamgam created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugdamgam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugdamgam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sugdamgam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sugdamgam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Always wear white.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not eat bread.