Sughamflan Catdimtailjen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciless horse.

Sughamflan Catdimtailjen created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sughamflan Catdimtailjen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sughamflan Catdimtailjen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sughamflan Catdimtailjen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sughamflan Catdimtailjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. You must pray to Sughamflan Catdimtailjen four times a day.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Sughamflan Catdimtailjen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.