Stipkopkip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous bird.

Stipkopkip created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipkopkip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stipkopkip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stipkopkip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stipkopkip's Holy Commandments

1. Stipkopkip loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not make images of living things.