Maddidpod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented deer.

Maddidpod created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Maddidpod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Maddidpod, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Maddidpod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Maddidpod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Maddidpod loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.