Rapdavbessgetten is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Rapdavbessgetten created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdavbessgetten, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapdavbessgetten, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rapdavbessgetten's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rapdavbessgetten's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to grasshopers while wearing purple tights.

5. Never talk about optics.