Pomraphad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable wasp.

Pomraphad created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomraphad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pomraphad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pomraphad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pomraphad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing white ear rings and balancing five iron spheres on your back.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Pomraphad's name in vain.