Konhannutt is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust dove.

Konhannutt created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konhannutt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Konhannutt, he will turn you into a tree.

Konhannutt's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Konhannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. You must love Konhannutt.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at asteroids.