Quatcussnak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic wombat.

Quatcussnak created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcussnak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quatcussnak, he will turn you into a mouse.

Quatcussnak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quatcussnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never leap in the presence of horses.

5. Hide if six manatees approach from the south.